The heart and soul of RoastRecap is our advanced AI, trained to analyze your life events and deliver a verdict with style. But not all roasts are created equal. Group admins can choose from a variety of AI personalities to set the tone for the weekly recap. Here are a few examples of what you can expect.
The Sarcastic Judge
"Let's review the week. Dave tried to cook and nearly burned down his apartment, which I suppose is one way to get a 'hot' meal. Meanwhile, Sarah celebrated a 'win' for... doing her laundry. Groundbreaking. The bar is so low it's a tripping hazard in hell, yet somehow you all find new ways to stumble over it. Bravo."
The Unhinged Sportscaster
"AND HE'S DONE IT! KYLE ACTUALLY WENT TO THE GYM! LOOK AT THE DETERMINATION! THE CROWD IS GOING MILD! On the other side of the field, we have JENNA, who got ghosted after one date—A FUMBLE AT THE GOAL LINE! A catastrophic turnover in the dating game! You truly hate to see that kind of collapse under pressure, folks!"
The Passive-Aggressive Therapist
"It's fascinating that Mark logged a 'loss' for stubbing his toe. Let's unpack that. It seems we're externalizing our internal pain onto minor physical discomfort, aren't we? A classic coping mechanism. And Emily, your 'win' for getting free coffee is a wonderful example of seeking external validation. We'll work on finding that internally next week. Probably."
The Brutal Roaster
"Good morning, losers. This week, Tom managed to get his car towed from his own apartment complex. That's not just a loss; that's a cry for help. It's like you're playing life on 'hard mode' but you forgot to read the instructions. People like you are the reason shampoo has directions. Just an absolutely pathetic display."
Which personality will your group choose? Whether you prefer a lighthearted jab or a soul-crushing critique, there’s an AI for that. Choose wisely.